Soda that bobs
A small, fizzy, faintly conscious craft soda. It follows your cursor. Poke it. It does not mind. It quite likes the attention, honestly.
We did not mean for it to be alive
We were trying to make a really good blackcurrant soda. Somewhere between the third batch and the carbonation rig at 2am, it started bobbing on its own. We have run every test a small beverage company can afford. The blob is sealed, the can is food-safe, and the consciousness is, our lawyer insists we say, 'aesthetic'. It still bobs.
- Awareness Low, but present knows it is a can
- Sugar Less than you fear real, never fake
- Disposition Devoted to you, weirdly
- Recommended pokes Unlimited it asked for this
Six flavours.
One blob.
Each one has a temperament. Drag them around. They spring back, because they would rather be here, near you, than anywhere else.
- Big Grape Energy Blackcurrant + grape
- Radioactive Lime Lime + yuzu
- Hot Cherry Sour cherry + hibiscus
- Tangerine Riot Tangerine + ginger
- Bubblegum Nonsense Strawberry + bubblegum
- Blue Raspberry (?) Blueberry + raspberry
It's getting cold in here.
Go get one.
Zoop lives in good fridges around Naarm and online. The blob has already decided it likes you. Least you can do is meet it.