Fair questions
You have a slightly conscious soda in front of you. It is reasonable to have some questions. Here are the ones we get most. Click a can to open it.
01 Is it actually alive?
Define alive. It bobs, it follows your cursor, and it gets a little squashy when you poke it. Our food scientist says no. Our marketing team says do not answer this question. The can is sealed and food-safe either way.
02 Will it like me?
Almost certainly. It has very low standards and a very big heart for a beverage. Hover over it. You will feel the relationship forming.
03 How much sugar is in it?
Less than the bright colour suggests and all of it real. We sweeten with the actual fruit and a touch of cane sugar, not a syrupy fake that haunts the back of your throat at 3pm.
04 Is it caffeinated?
No. The energy is purely the blob's own enthusiasm, which is renewable and slightly alarming.
05 Can I drink it if I am being very serious today?
You can, but the blob will know. It is gentle about it. It just bobs a little more slowly, supportively, like a friend who has noticed you are off.
06 Is the blob safe for kids?
Yes. Real fruit, no caffeine, no nonsense ingredients (one flavour is named Bubblegum Nonsense, which is a different and entirely legal kind of nonsense). Kids and the blob get along famously.
07 What does Zoop mean?
It is the noise the can lid makes. We tried to come up with something more dignified and the blob would not respond to anything else.
08 Do you ship outside Melbourne?
Not yet. We are working on packaging that keeps it cold and keeps it calm. When we do, you will be the first to know, and so will it.
Still curious?
Email us. A real person replies, usually within a day, occasionally with a photo of the blob looking pleased.
Email Zoop HQ